18 definitions by ChloeV124

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 18, 2016

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 September 2, 2017

Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016