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Stieple

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A large hill or small mountain that has a pointed peak.
Hey Josh do you see that mountain over there? That is too small to be a mountain and too big to be a hill. That is a stieple Hugo.
by Chives May 20, 2018
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JAMF

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Jive-Ass-Mother-Fucker. Used by Clint Eastwood on Bravo's "Inside the Actor's Studio." Probably more effective as an insult if not used as an acronym.
"You J.A.M.F.!"
"He's such a J.A.M.F."
"Shut up, you J.A.M.F."
by Chives July 22, 2008
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Jesus

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The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.
John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"
by Chives July 16, 2008
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ROPE

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Description of the act of ejaculating.
lay a rope
"She wanted me to cum on her tits. So I layed a rope across her chest."
by Chives November 25, 2003
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Cougins

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Cougar Action
Cougar Hunting
Cougar

1.)The pusuit and/or bedding of a Cougar

or

2.)Women who are on the verge of being a Cougar. They lack some key element of being a Cougar (ex. Not quit old enough, or lacking the attitude of a cougar.)
"I'm all about the Cougins tonight."

She's a Coug-in. Give her another year or two and she'll be a full on COUGAR.
by Chives November 25, 2003
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Shit Parade

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A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.

Clusterfuck
WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.
by Chives November 25, 2003
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Testicles. a slang term for a mans tackle. Also refered to as one of the following.
Nuts
Balls
Grapes
We were playing hockey and Joey took a puck right in the bells!
by Chives November 25, 2003
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