Chipleader Hero's definitions
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Get the An Elfmug. Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021
Get the Little Gay Hattermug. “Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021
Get the Brigadiermug. One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.
Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?
Chipleader 2-nothing
Chipleader 2-nothing
by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021
Get the Reckoningmug. Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021
Get the Edwinamug. An individual that should be pitied rather than scorned. Found mainly around Waterfoot and Bangor Bus Station, they consistently fail to perform against their betters.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021
Get the Loserwokmug. The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.
Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Get the Global Architectmug.