Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.
by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021
“Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021
Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.
Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?
Chipleader 2-nothing
Chipleader 2-nothing
by Chipleader Hero May 05, 2021