One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.
Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?
Chipleader 2-nothing
Chipleader 2-nothing
by Chipleader Hero May 05, 2021
Get the Reckoning mug.Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021
Get the Little Gay Hatter mug.“Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021
Get the Brigadier mug.The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Get the Waterfoot mug.A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
Get the Bangor Jedi mug.You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021
Get the Chipleader mug.Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.
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