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Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021
Get the Little Gay Hatter mug.One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.
Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?
Chipleader 2-nothing
Chipleader 2-nothing
by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021
Get the Reckoning mug.An individual that should be pitied rather than scorned. Found mainly around Waterfoot and Bangor Bus Station, they consistently fail to perform against their betters.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021
Get the Loserwok mug.Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
Get the An Elf mug.Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
Get the Glen Runners mug.A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
Get the Bangor Jedi mug.“Real power is something you take” Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say it’s just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021
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