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Definitions by Chipleader Hero

Reckoning 

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.
Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

Little Gay Hatter 

Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.
Edwina by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021

Bangor Jedi 

A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
Bangor Jedi by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Glen Runners 

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
Glen Runners by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Loserwok 

An individual that should be pitied rather than scorned. Found mainly around Waterfoot and Bangor Bus Station, they consistently fail to perform against their betters.

Their hobbies include emu worrying and watching old Jim’ll Fix It re-runs.
Shauna-did you lose again tonight?
Edwina-yes
Shauna-what a loserwok
Loserwok by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021

Chipleader 

You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).
Edwina-Hail hail!! can I become a chipleader?

Chipleader-no
Chipleader by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021