hot mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

ice box

To deny a woman sex. The female equivalent of blue balls.

She was working me all night, but I wasn't having it. I had to ice box her.

by Chip Z'hoyy August 05, 2011

long ass

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

by Chip Z'hoyy January 02, 2012

flewis

To clink your glass, or "cheers", against the front-facing camera of a smart phone while filming for social media, esp. in a group.

The wedding party got in a circle and flewissed for instagram for all their friends who were not there.

by Chip Z'hoyy February 26, 2021

sea beagle

A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.

Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.

by Chip Z'hoyy November 17, 2013

Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

banana burka

a condom

That chick gets around. You should wear a banana burka if you don't want to catch anything.

by Chip Z'hoyy January 01, 2012