Chip Z'hoyy's definitions

flewis

To clink your glass, or "cheers", against the front-facing camera of a smart phone while filming for social media, esp. in a group.

The wedding party got in a circle and flewissed for instagram for all their friends who were not there.

by Chip Z'hoyy February 26, 2021

Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

sea beagle

A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.

Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.

by Chip Z'hoyy November 17, 2013

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013

long ass

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

banana burka

a condom

That chick gets around. You should wear a banana burka if you don't want to catch anything.

by Chip Z'hoyy January 1, 2012

ice box

To deny a woman sex. The female equivalent of blue balls.

She was working me all night, but I wasn't having it. I had to ice box her.

by Chip Z'hoyy August 5, 2011