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WEIRD DREAM

The construct for the bizarro life that you can live while you're asleep. And, even if you die in your WEIRD DREAM you can usually still wake up normal, but always curious about what really happened.
OLD BLIND GUY: "You have skillfully snatched the pebble, Grasshoppa. Enter, that you may know the way."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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elfant

"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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Fingerlickin' Chicken

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.
by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006
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devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.
"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.
"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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