Chingo Bolemongo's definitions
(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the What's REALLY gonon?mug. Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the It sits well on a Ritzmug. Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the King Kellymug. CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the Crizznelmug. Full-time URBAN DICTIONARY "EDITOR" (read: censor).
Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
"Dammit, the NAZIs rejected another of my entries.
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."
"Kung F U, NAZI!"
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."
"Kung F U, NAZI!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the Nazimug. To APPOINT one's self. To APPROVE of one's own work.
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
"It says here that you, or anyone else willing to do the "work", can be a UD "editor", too. That means you can VOTE YOURSELF IN, my man!
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the vote yourself inmug. A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."
"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the Urban Journalistmug.