King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 05, 2006

washygot Fredakes

Whatta ya got for headaches.

BARTENDER: "Sorry, friend, no more for you tonight."
DRUNK: "WASHYGOT FREDAKES?"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

Urban Journalist

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

wumagunadu

"What am I going to do"

"I dunno wumagunadu tonite. I probly just chill in the crib."
"Oh, shizzum, the popos be shown us their partylights.
Wumagunadu? Run!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 28, 2006

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.

"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.

"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 05, 2006