Chingo Bolemongo's definitions

devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.

"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"

"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Fingerlickin' Chicken

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.

"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

elfant

Elephant; small elephant.

"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006