Chingo Bolemongo's definitions

Shitken McNuggets

Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.

"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

elfant

Elephant; small elephant.

"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"

"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

washygunadu

What you're gonna do; What are you gonna do?

What she's gonna do; What's she gonna do?

"WASHYGUNADU is pay me, now!"
"If I don't pay you, WASHYGUNADU 'bout it?"
"Heather's a typical teenager; she don't know WASHYGUNADU."
"Your daughter's near graduated. WASHYGUNADU 'bout college?"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006