Chingo Bolemongo's definitions
(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the What's REALLY gonon?mug. Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the Fingerlickin' Chickenmug. by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the devotedmug. One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006
Get the devoteemug. "Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the turdcuttermug. Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the Shitken McNuggetsmug. Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the It sits well on a Ritzmug.