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The construct for the bizarro life that you can live while you're asleep. And, even if you die in your WEIRD DREAM you can usually still wake up normal, but always curious about what really happened.
OLD BLIND GUY: "You have skillfully snatched the pebble, Grasshoppa. Enter, that you may know the way."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
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Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
"Dammit, the NAZIs rejected another of my entries.
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."
"Kung F U, NAZI!"
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."
"Kung F U, NAZI!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
"It says here that you, or anyone else willing to do the "work", can be a UD "editor", too. That means you can VOTE YOURSELF IN, my man!
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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