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Nazi

Full-time URBAN DICTIONARY "EDITOR" (read: censor).

Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
"Dammit, the NAZIs rejected another of my entries.
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."

"Kung F U, NAZI!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
mugGet the Nazimug.

vote yourself in

To APPOINT one's self. To APPROVE of one's own work.

To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).
"It says here that you, or anyone else willing to do the "work", can be a UD "editor", too. That means you can VOTE YOURSELF IN, my man!
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
mugGet the vote yourself inmug.

devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.
"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.
by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006
mugGet the devoteemug.

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"
"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
mugGet the It sits well on a Ritzmug.

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
mugGet the King Kellymug.

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