Chingo Bolemongo's definitions

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"

"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.

"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.

"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006