Chingo Bolemongo's definitions

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

devotee

One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.

"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

devoted

Loyally committed as are tenacious hangers-on to the 20th Century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.

"I must say that members of the DEVO Fan Club are quite DEVOTED."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

washygunadu

What you're gonna do; What are you gonna do?

What she's gonna do; What's she gonna do?

"WASHYGUNADU is pay me, now!"
"If I don't pay you, WASHYGUNADU 'bout it?"
"Heather's a typical teenager; she don't know WASHYGUNADU."
"Your daughter's near graduated. WASHYGUNADU 'bout college?"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"

"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Shitken McNuggets

Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.

"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006