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by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the devoted mug.One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006
Get the devotee mug.Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the Fingerlickin' Chicken mug.Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the King Kelly mug.CHRIS ROCK TO HIS PREGNANT GIRL: "WATCHAGUNADU?"
"Alright, do you understand the plan? You know WATCHAGUNADU?"
"Alright, do you understand the plan? You know WATCHAGUNADU?"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 29, 2006
Get the watchagunadu mug.(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:
b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the What's REALLY gonon? mug.Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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