Chimp-Arm's definitions

Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Kiaper

Cum diaper

Yo! I just saw some huge milkers and filled my Kiaper!

by Chimp-Arm October 11, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024