Chilli ring's definitions

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

Brown bangle

After a hard, deep anal fisting session, there should be a brown ring around your wrist- this is a 'Brown bangle' and should be worn with pride!
More adventurous folk will sport a Brown Armband

Hey Kev, saw that bitch of yours limping aroung town yesterday...
I rolled up my sleeve to show him my brown bangle- nuff said

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

showing pink

when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you

good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

wink

when a skirt wearing girl quickly crosses her legs and gives a quick upskirt

Me and Doug watching a girl in a bar, she crosses her legs, flashing some panty...Doug says 'she just winked at me'

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

999 girl

999 girl- you keep her number, but only ring her in emergency

in the US of A she'd be a 911 girl

don't like her much but she fucks- I'll keep her as a 999 girl

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

Chilli ring

red-hot anus, after getting rimmed by a eater of hot curry. The opposite of Chilly ring

That asian girl's nice and kinky- she milked my nuts and gave me a chilli ring

by chilli ring November 5, 2009