ChillBro's definitions

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014

Stasher

One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.

Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joey - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Judd? He's a total stasher."
Joey - "Yeah I have he is the best! Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joey - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."

Chris - "The stashers did it again."
Joey - "You're goddamn right."
Marley - "Time to hit the stash."

by ChillBro July 29, 2014

You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

by Chillbro March 14, 2014

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Background person

a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.

Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"

Main person: "...yep"

Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

Chill bro

A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.

Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"

Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"

*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Main person

Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.

*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:

Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing

Suicide

Bleeding out

Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*

Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*

by Chillbro July 29, 2015