triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016