pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.

I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016