ChiefPoof's definitions

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.

I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016