ChiefPoof's definitions

Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016

Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

cheesypooferella

A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them

Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room

by ChiefPoof August 12, 2016

bus love

When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.

Chelsea: Oh shit, it's my bus love driver,.... quick, Brad, hold my hand
Brad: Erm, okay....

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

sticky fingers

A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.

What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016