fuddlemuck

When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked
Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked

Helen:Yep. Mine too.

Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.

Helen 😳
by ChiefPoof March 07, 2016
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jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong
I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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snorlaxophobe

A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.
Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.
Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?
Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016
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