When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.
Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.
Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016
A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
by ChiefPoof August 12, 2016