cocker

another form of "backstabber"

That cocker stuck it up my ass at work.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

oneyedsnake

slang for the male penis

Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

fruitstand

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other

Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's

by chickenman June 12, 2003

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

clam diving

The art of cunnilingus

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003