Chets Meaty Dildo's definitions

charred-out

When something is on fire and it turns to char and stops smoking. Ironically, the women who use this term are always smoking hot.

The fire charred-out the crumbs under the burner. 6 7! 8 9.

by Chets Meaty Dildo March 22, 2026

Chelanie

The act of being scared of things that can't happen.

Boy: Whats wrong?
Girl: I think Chet might cheat on me.
Boy: You're in Chelanie.
Girl: Whats Chelanie?
Boy: Doesn't matter, how the fuck would Chet cheat on you he literally doesn't speak to any other women.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Pulinoah

The act of reading every sign a woman gives you incorrectly.

Bro 1: Fuck dude!
Bro 2: Whats wrong man?
Bro 1: I Pulinoahed.
Bro 2: Fuck man... that sucks.
Bro 1: Well we still got eachother.
Bro 2: That's true.
*engages in sex*

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Mulck

When you eat a chip/ cracker sideways.

Bro 1: Ow!
Bro 2: Whats wrong?
Bro 1: I mulcked bro.
Bro 2: Damn, are you okay.

*starts having rough anal sex*

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.

Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021

Snow Chungus

Fat white chick in to black dudes.

You see Jamal with that Snow Chungus? She's literally taller sideways.

by Chets Meaty Dildo November 4, 2021