Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions
Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different.
South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.
North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.
South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.
North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 15, 2004
Get the New Jerseymug. A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004
Get the Moorestown Mallmug. The absolute dumbest term one can use to describe someone with no tolerance for homosexual behavior. Assumes that one must have a deep-seated fear of gays in order to feel contempt for them or insult them, as opposed to just being ignorant, hateful or brusque.
Are people who hate gays bigotted and hick-like? Yes. Afraid of them? Nobody says "Jewphobia", they say antisemitism, and a Klansman is not a "blackophobe". Try watching Will and Grace and then tell me that a gay man is something to be feared.
Are people who hate gays bigotted and hick-like? Yes. Afraid of them? Nobody says "Jewphobia", they say antisemitism, and a Klansman is not a "blackophobe". Try watching Will and Grace and then tell me that a gay man is something to be feared.
Example of the term "homophobic" being properly used:
Cletus: Fags're threatinin' mah way of life! Gawd's fixin' teh punish Amer'cans!
Person with Brain: Wow, homophobic much?
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Example of using the term like a fucking idiot:
Emilio: You listen to Coldplay? Ha! Faggot!
Robyn: OH MY GOD you said "faggot"! That's so ignorant and homophobic!
Emilio: You're embarassingly PC. Ever hear of colloquial use, retard?
Cletus: Fags're threatinin' mah way of life! Gawd's fixin' teh punish Amer'cans!
Person with Brain: Wow, homophobic much?
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Example of using the term like a fucking idiot:
Emilio: You listen to Coldplay? Ha! Faggot!
Robyn: OH MY GOD you said "faggot"! That's so ignorant and homophobic!
Emilio: You're embarassingly PC. Ever hear of colloquial use, retard?
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 19, 2008
Get the Homophobicmug. Loud-breathing math teacher whose catch phrases range from "OOOOH BABY" to "W00000000WWWW!" and "HEY LOUISE!!!! LOOK HOW LOW THESE TEST SCORES ARE!"
"Is that a freight train or Procida trying to breathe?"
"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."
"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
Get the Procidamug. Teacher who lies about his life experiences. Example of stories that aren't true are his antics in Damascus, Denmark, and Poland. Often reffered to as "Gue" by Cricket buddies and students who mock him.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
Get the Carcanaguemug. The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004
Get the Hilton Sistersmug. Commonly seen acronym for "Outer Banks", a (Carolinian beach) on the USA's east coast, usually adorning the back windshield of every SUV in town. Recent theory suggests that 80% of the people flaunting the OBX sticker have never been to the Outer Banks, but since it's pretty much just like every other beach, you might as well say you've been there.
by Chernorizets Hrabr September 18, 2004
Get the OBXmug.