Definitions by Chernorizets Hrabr

Moorestown Mall 

A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).

In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.

Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.

Moorestown Mall by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

metal 

A real man's music, popularized by bands such as Metallica, Black Sabbath and Megadeth, to be reintroduced into the 90's in the incarnation of the agressive but simplified nu-metal.

Metal is the best music out there, and there is no compromising this statement.

metal by Chernorizets Hrabr December 2, 2004

Hilton Sisters 

Like the Olsen Twins, but with even more crack, and even less credentials.

The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.

Hilton Sisters by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004

Heineken 

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

Heineken by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

Camel 

Best cigarette out there, robust and flavorful yet smooth. However, most black people tend to not like them for some reason.

Camel is the preferred cigarette brand of Allah himself.

Camel by Chernorizets Hrabr November 20, 2004

Reise, Reise 

Reise, Reise is the new Rammstein album. It includes such hit songs as "Mein Teil", "Amerika", and "Ohne Dich".

Reise, Reise is teh sehr guten

Reise, Reise by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

Linux Zealot 

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

Linux Zealot by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004