CharlieRomeo's definitions

house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024

Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

Planeal

Anal sex on a plane

We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.

by CharlieRomeo November 1, 2021