Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 03, 2021

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 03, 2021

Blumpkincentive

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.

Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.

by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 04, 2024

house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021