Charlie Tang's definitions
A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Fun O'Plentymug. When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Slapped in the Face with a Turdmug. A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.
Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Death dumpmug. The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.
Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Booty Fairymug. The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.
I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.
by Charlie Tang July 22, 2005
Get the Taking a Drive-Bymug. by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Mattress Test Pilotmug.