Charlie Golf's definitions

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007

Out of Order

When something is SO off the hook, outta control, it should be broke.

Damn! We raise the roof of dat house last night. That party was out of order.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

VLF

VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor

A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.

10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry

Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!

"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"

by Charlie Golf March 24, 2007

Karate Body

When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."

Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2009

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004