Charlie Golf's definitions

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004

Out of Order

When something is SO off the hook, outta control, it should be broke.

Damn! We raise the roof of dat house last night. That party was out of order.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.

All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

noreltny

When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.

An adult tantrum.

The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."

by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

cum guzzler

One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.

Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.

by Charlie Golf September 15, 2005