Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

stable geniosity

The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.

Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018

fordnication

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"

When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013

slagtite

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

Illuminaughty

Finding someone with a pedestrian hook, or an entwining of a pineal gland through social media that allows you to know they are the second last piece of your 1000 piece puzzle. The final piece of your puzzle is the first low-light meeting where all the light you need is illuminaughty.

Let's find a lowly lit place where we can let our bodies head for the light and let the illuminaughty take over and show us the way.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith August 25, 2019