Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

hydroxy moron

One who preaches the miracle nature of hydroxychloroquine sulfate that has nothing to do with the business degree they hold or the virus they're trying to cure.

Donald Trump, the proud holder of a store-bought degree in business from Wharton School of Business, waded in to the COVIC-19 discussion by suggesting hydroxychloroquine sulfate might be a miracle intervention with absolutely no foundation, making him, in medical vernacular, earning the title "hydroxy moron".

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 1, 2020

freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

cracktalkracy

A form of municipal government where the use of crack is an aspect to the operation of the government or could be said to "sometimes do the talking".

The cities of Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Washington, D.C., United States of America were led by Rob Ford and Marion Barry, both of whom admitted to the occasional use of crack cocaine. This form of government is known as a cracktalkracy or cracktocracy.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019