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sanguine

A bird that is black and white and native to the Antarctic with an optimistic disposition.
Sure I'm happy, but I'm no sanguine.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
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stable geniosity

The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.
Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018
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testtickle

The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.
Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 27, 2019
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slagtite

slagtite
The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018
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exsighted

She didn't see me, but I saw her.
I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019
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