Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

slagtite

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

Barrnana Republic

An otherwise stellar democracy where the Department of Justice is headed by a man named Bill Barr as a sycophant for a president named Donald Trump. Both holding the view that the Chosen One is of king-like powers.

The interference in the Roger Stone took the lid off the Department of Justice allowing the interference by the president to raise its ugly head as if living in a Barrnana Republic or some otherwise lawless socieity.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith February 17, 2020

cracktalkracy

A form of municipal government where the use of crack is an aspect to the operation of the government or could be said to "sometimes do the talking".

The cities of Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Washington, D.C., United States of America were led by Rob Ford and Marion Barry, both of whom admitted to the occasional use of crack cocaine. This form of government is known as a cracktalkracy or cracktocracy.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013