Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

exsighted

She didn't see me, but I saw her.

I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019

exfoliate

The getting under of the skin which a person does that causes their girlfriend or boyfriend to become an ex girlfriend of boyfriend.

"You have to give me some facts so that I can defend myself."
"No, I don't."
"Well then, good luck to you and the kids."
"Good luck to being exfoliated."

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 5, 2019

regurgitude

The seemingly intelligent recap of what one has been taught that came from the mind of another.

Yeah. It sounded intelligent, until you siphoned off the regurgitude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

Illuminaughty

Finding someone with a pedestrian hook, or an entwining of a pineal gland through social media that allows you to know they are the second last piece of your 1000 piece puzzle. The final piece of your puzzle is the first low-light meeting where all the light you need is illuminaughty.

Let's find a lowly lit place where we can let our bodies head for the light and let the illuminaughty take over and show us the way.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith August 25, 2019

stagetite

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

slagtite

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018