Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

slagtite

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

fordnication

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"

When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013

exsighted

She didn't see me, but I saw her.

I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013