Charlie Currie, wordsmith's definitions

doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

exfoliate

The getting under of the skin which a person does that causes their girlfriend or boyfriend to become an ex girlfriend of boyfriend.

"You have to give me some facts so that I can defend myself."
"No, I don't."
"Well then, good luck to you and the kids."
"Good luck to being exfoliated."

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 5, 2019

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

exsighted

She didn't see me, but I saw her.

I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019

Illuminaughty

Finding someone with a pedestrian hook, or an entwining of a pineal gland through social media that allows you to know they are the second last piece of your 1000 piece puzzle. The final piece of your puzzle is the first low-light meeting where all the light you need is illuminaughty.

Let's find a lowly lit place where we can let our bodies head for the light and let the illuminaughty take over and show us the way.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith August 25, 2019

regurgitude

The seemingly intelligent recap of what one has been taught that came from the mind of another.

Yeah. It sounded intelligent, until you siphoned off the regurgitude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019