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freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.
Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
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hydroxy moron

One who preaches the miracle nature of hydroxychloroquine sulfate that has nothing to do with the business degree they hold or the virus they're trying to cure.
Donald Trump, the proud holder of a store-bought degree in business from Wharton School of Business, waded in to the COVIC-19 discussion by suggesting hydroxychloroquine sulfate might be a miracle intervention with absolutely no foundation, making him, in medical vernacular, earning the title "hydroxy moron".
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 1, 2020
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Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.
I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019
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testtickle

The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.
Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 27, 2019
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slagtite

slagtite
The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.
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Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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