Definitions by Charlie Currie, wordsmith
Illuminaughty
Finding someone with a pedestrian hook, or an entwining of a pineal gland through social media that allows you to know they are the second last piece of your 1000 piece puzzle. The final piece of your puzzle is the first low-light meeting where all the light you need is illuminaughty.
Let's find a lowly lit place where we can let our bodies head for the light and let the illuminaughty take over and show us the way.
Illuminaughty by Charlie Currie, wordsmith August 25, 2019
testtickle
The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.
Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.
testtickle by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 27, 2019
progenitor
The soup to nuts from which all soup to nuts comes from. In physics, that is the infinite bath of nothingness that gives rise to "something" as its density and temperature demonstrate difference, thus giving way to infinite change.
Do you come here often? How about taking a shot at avoiding 15 IVF treatments and take a shot at a few minutes of a progenitor relationship with a proven DNA convergence mechanism, a dash of Barry White and a couple shots of tequila?
progenitor by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 26, 2019
exfoliate
The getting under of the skin which a person does that causes their girlfriend or boyfriend to become an ex girlfriend of boyfriend.
"You have to give me some facts so that I can defend myself."
"No, I don't."
"Well then, good luck to you and the kids."
"Good luck to being exfoliated."
"No, I don't."
"Well then, good luck to you and the kids."
"Good luck to being exfoliated."
exfoliate by Charlie Currie, wordsmith May 5, 2019
exsighted
I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.
exsighted by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 11, 2019
Grateittude
I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.
Grateittude by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019
stable geniosity
The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.
Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.
stable geniosity by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018