Definitions by Charlemagne1993
Cunctator
One who delays; a procrastinator.
Most students at most points in their education, particularly those that add obscure words to sites like this one.
Most students at most points in their education, particularly those that add obscure words to sites like this one.
A: Legit though, I’m the biggest cunctator
B: The biggest whatnow?
A: Cunctator- procrastinator. After the agnomen of the Roman leader who "delayed", and generally employed Fabian strategies against the Carthaginians rather than risk pitched battles with them
B: Mate, you’ve really got to channel your procrastination into other areas
B: The biggest whatnow?
A: Cunctator- procrastinator. After the agnomen of the Roman leader who "delayed", and generally employed Fabian strategies against the Carthaginians rather than risk pitched battles with them
B: Mate, you’ve really got to channel your procrastination into other areas
Cunctator by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017
Cheese Pavilion
1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.
2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.
2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.
Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!
Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)
Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)
Cheese Pavilion by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017
Tarooting Harumpadump
Tarooting Harumpadump by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
Assfish
1. An unfortunately-named type of fish. Has, interestingly, the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate, this being perhaps the reason it's called the assfish.
2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.
2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.
I like assfish. They swim in the deep ocean and turn into weird gelatinous messes when brought to the surface!
It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering
It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering
Assfish by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
Ignorance
A collective noun for a group of Trump supporters.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Many within the ignorance that voted for Trump have woken up to the fact they acted against absolutely everybody's interests- not least their own- by voting for him as president. Too late however for the world to be spared the problems his presidency will necessarily bring with it
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
Ignorance by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
Beanland
1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.
2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"
Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
Beanland by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016
Beanophile
(Alternatively: Fabophile)
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016