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Although normally a level-headed individual, Nick has a regretful tendency when drunk to incloacate himself and indiscreetly message certain women in his life
Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
Michael's inborn inclination to incloacate himself for long periods left him increasingly open to name-calling and bullying as he got older. Several hours came to be no great amount of time for him to spend in the school (and later workplace) bathrooms in a single sitting as he waited out the bullies and/or wrathful line managers waiting for him beyond the bathroom doors
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
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by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
Get the Shivoo mug.A collective noun for a group of Trump supporters.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Many within the ignorance that voted for Trump have woken up to the fact they acted against absolutely everybody's interests- not least their own- by voting for him as president. Too late however for the world to be spared the problems his presidency will necessarily bring with it
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
Get the Ignorance mug.A more portable and dimensionally-pleasing-to-the-eye variety of the common building brick. Useful for caving in a wanker's skull, lobbing at shop windows and/or riot control forces, throwing off the side of overpasses into oncoming traffic, or, occasionally, for use in building-related endeavours.
'Ere, wot a tosser! 'Eave a 'alf-brick at 'im will ya?'
Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides
Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides
by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
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"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
1.
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
by Charlemagne1993 July 30, 2016
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One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.
Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.
Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
1.
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."
2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."
2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
by Charlemagne1993 April 14, 2014
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