- Noun
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 03, 2017
Oi, where the bloody hell are ya? Get to the traino already mate!
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
by Charlemagne1993 September 27, 2016
- Adjective
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
by Charlemagne1993 August 07, 2017
- Adjective {al-TIL-uh-kwuhnt}
Magisterial, refined, and high-flown in speech or language. Particularly in a manner that might be considered pompous or pretentious.
{ Alti- (L. altus "High") + -loquent (L. loqui "To speak") }
Magisterial, refined, and high-flown in speech or language. Particularly in a manner that might be considered pompous or pretentious.
{ Alti- (L. altus "High") + -loquent (L. loqui "To speak") }
1.
The volume's passages were, it seemed to Charles, gratuitously elaborate. Comprehending the altiloquent prose he would have likened to attempting to wade through honey
2.
Jenna's first week at her trendy liberal arts college was enough to disabuse her of her previously-cherished hope that her general quirks and pretensions in life- particularly her proclivity for verbose, altiloquent language- would, in the eyes of her artsy, cliquey peers, outweigh the myriad defects and flaws in her character that had made her a pariah at prior schools
The volume's passages were, it seemed to Charles, gratuitously elaborate. Comprehending the altiloquent prose he would have likened to attempting to wade through honey
2.
Jenna's first week at her trendy liberal arts college was enough to disabuse her of her previously-cherished hope that her general quirks and pretensions in life- particularly her proclivity for verbose, altiloquent language- would, in the eyes of her artsy, cliquey peers, outweigh the myriad defects and flaws in her character that had made her a pariah at prior schools
by Charlemagne1993 November 27, 2019
Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again
Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again
Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again
by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
One who drinks urine; a piss-drinker.
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Fark this beer tastes like piss!
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
by Charlemagne1993 July 31, 2016
Although supposed to be the moniker of men who embody the traits of strength, kinsmanship and nobility, bearers of this name are almost invariably pallid over-educated white guys with delusions of grandeur who, although generally well-meaning, are often socially awkward to the point of being socially unacceptable, and the sort people who need to write positive things about themselves on UD in order to feel better about themselves. Avoid Charleses where possible.
Charles: <Tipping fedora> The good time of day to you, m'lady
Random woman: Erm, hi...?
Charles: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Random woman: Erm, no, I suddenly remembered I was just leaving actually... <Walks away hurriedly>
Random woman: Erm, hi...?
Charles: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Random woman: Erm, no, I suddenly remembered I was just leaving actually... <Walks away hurriedly>
by Charlemagne1993 October 07, 2017