Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 03, 2016
Get the Beardo McGee mug.Thea is a smart, athletic, popular girl whom just about every man admires and every woman probably wants to be like.
But for three notable flaws in her character (an inability to maintain a kitchen to acceptable levels of hygiene and general cleanliness, a disinclination to talk at length about trains, and an apparent willingness to date men who are probably beneath her) she would unquestionably be #girlfriendgoals to the max.
But for three notable flaws in her character (an inability to maintain a kitchen to acceptable levels of hygiene and general cleanliness, a disinclination to talk at length about trains, and an apparent willingness to date men who are probably beneath her) she would unquestionably be #girlfriendgoals to the max.
Girlfriend: I'm not jealous... but should I be jealous of that woman?
Boyfriend: Yeah not going to lie, you probably should be to be honest
Girlfriend: Yeah, fair call
Bloke 1: Mate who was that cool girl you were just talking to?!
Bloke 2: Ah yeah, that was Thea, the one I was telling you about who explicitly told me she doesn't care that much for trains
Bloke 1: True? Too bad ay, it's a damn shame
Bloke 2: Fucken oath it is
Boyfriend: Yeah not going to lie, you probably should be to be honest
Girlfriend: Yeah, fair call
Bloke 1: Mate who was that cool girl you were just talking to?!
Bloke 2: Ah yeah, that was Thea, the one I was telling you about who explicitly told me she doesn't care that much for trains
Bloke 1: True? Too bad ay, it's a damn shame
Bloke 2: Fucken oath it is
by Charlemagne1993 September 01, 2018
Get the Thea mug.Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
by Charlemagne1993 October 02, 2016
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1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.
2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!
2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
by Charlemagne1993 August 06, 2017
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"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
1.
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
by Charlemagne1993 July 30, 2016
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