28 definitions by Chaos

crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 27, 2003

Sword-Chucks

most kick-ass of all weaponry

*goes maxi style with sword chucks* two fisted monkey style!!!!

by Chaos April 22, 2004

snowball dispenser

To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.

"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"

by Chaos February 4, 2015

mute

Variation of
"Crushed yo eyeballs"
which went out of style last year

you got told
and are now dumbfounded to the point you have nothing to say

Person 1
Who says I can't do that
Person 2
I say so thats who bizatch!!
Crowd
MUTE!!

by Chaos February 2, 2004

Cliff

Great person cool layed back not talkative weird name though But his cool and sometimes funny also this is not that many cliff there’s Clifford but not cliff guess it’s a rare name to come across

Yeah I Know cliffin real life his a little weird sometimes

by Chaos November 25, 2018

Meat Sheild

word steming from (and i base this on absolutly nothing) midevil england when during wars they would send the peasants to sheild warriors from arrows and attacks with their bodies, which were,i believe, made of meat.

Fighter from FF1

by Chaos April 23, 2004

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by Chaos January 22, 2014