Definitions by Chairwoman Mao Mao
licks balls
the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin' good
see also ball-lickin' good
"that totally licks balls"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"
licks balls by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
ball-lickin' good
kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
ball-lickin' good by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
shove piggy shove
the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
shove piggy shove by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
shove piggy-in-the-middle shove by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
Eve
the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...
Eve by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
females
females by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
japanese friends
euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)
see also females (a more formal variant)
japanese friends by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004