11 definitions by Chairwoman Mao Mao

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.
Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
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euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)
i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
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innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.
where's my pony at?
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...
three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
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activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness
they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004
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