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shove piggy shove

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
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licks balls

the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin' good
"that totally licks balls"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
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hip hop horse cops

innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.
where's my pony at?
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.
Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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females

"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
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ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
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Eve

the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...
three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
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