Chain Furious's definitions

Old head

Any prison inmate who is middle aged or older

"Ay you ain't about to mess with the old heads, you got another thing coming, boy!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Getting that money

Male prison slang. Masturbation.

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

Railroading

Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!

"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Fence

Noun. A member of a robbery crew whom has been elected to tamper with stolen materials (cut diamonds, melt down metal) to make them unrecognizable by law enforcement. He/she will later turn the goods to the market in order to exchange them for cash. That cash is the payout.

"We'll get the jewels to the fence. Excellent work. Your pay will be wired to your bank accounts."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Blocked off

Prison talk. When showers are blocked off, you would see things you would not want to see if you went past the block.

"Time for some me time. I'll get the entry blocked off"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020