Chain Furious's definitions

Old head

Any prison inmate who is middle aged or older

"Ay you ain't about to mess with the old heads, you got another thing coming, boy!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

yoot

Yoot is usually used as a one word sentence. It's a combination of woot and yeah.
1. "Woot" a random utterance of enthusiasm
2. "hell yeah" an enthused term of agreement

3. "That's what I'm talking about" an agreement upon a positive outlook on a situation.

1. "Atlanta, are you ready to rock?"
"YOOOOOT!"

2. "You want this free iPad, dude?"
"YOOT!"

3. "I just got my Masters degree in Psychology!"
"YOOOOT!"

by Chain Furious February 22, 2023

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Getting that money

Male prison slang. Masturbation.

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Railroading

Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!

"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020