Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chain Furious

Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

Hillbilly Mathematics by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

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yoot

Yoot is usually used as a one word sentence. It's a combination of woot and yeah.
1. "Woot" a random utterance of enthusiasm
2. "hell yeah" an enthused term of agreement

3. "That's what I'm talking about" an agreement upon a positive outlook on a situation.

1. "Atlanta, are you ready to rock?"
"YOOOOOT!"

2. "You want this free iPad, dude?"
"YOOT!"

3. "I just got my Masters degree in Psychology!"
"YOOOOT!"

yoot by Chain Furious February 22, 2023

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Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

Seven-Ten Split by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

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Fence

Noun. A member of a robbery crew whom has been elected to tamper with stolen materials (cut diamonds, melt down metal) to make them unrecognizable by law enforcement. He/she will later turn the goods to the market in order to exchange them for cash. That cash is the payout.

"We'll get the jewels to the fence. Excellent work. Your pay will be wired to your bank accounts."

Fence by Chain Furious May 15, 2020