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A nickname for the drink commonly referred to as "Red Bull & vodka"
Hey, barkeep! Get us a round of Klinefelters, wouldja?
by Chagrin94 November 13, 2009
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(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)
My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!
by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005
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adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
by Chagrin94 September 15, 2005
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n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by Chagrin94 September 19, 2005
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