Definitions by Chagrin94
Chode
(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
Tootsie Roll
(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)
Tootsie Roll by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
Poopwiener
(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.
"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)
"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)
"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."
Poopwiener by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
blowup doll
(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts.
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)
blowup doll by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005