the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
by Chad Baker May 12, 2004
Identical to the English word "so", except with extra O's added for extra emphasis. Often used when waiting for a response, or when intensifying an adjective.
by Chad Baker September 23, 2005
Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
by Chad Baker January 05, 2005
Function: noun
1. insult: similar to dumbass, doofus, dork, idiot, dipshit, etc.
2. insult: specifically someone of privileged, wealthy, or othewise sheltered upbringing who lacks practical experience and street smarts and as a result comes off as an idiot when faced with real-world challenges
1. insult: similar to dumbass, doofus, dork, idiot, dipshit, etc.
2. insult: specifically someone of privileged, wealthy, or othewise sheltered upbringing who lacks practical experience and street smarts and as a result comes off as an idiot when faced with real-world challenges
1. That kid we went camping with put his tent right next to the fire and the whole side of it melted. What a doughass.
by Chad Baker April 12, 2005
1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another
also:
2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
also:
2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.
2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
by Chad Baker May 13, 2004
1. when your friend is having sex with two other people. originally referenced on the Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz album Crunk Juice The Remixes in the track "Menage a Trois"
1. I came home from the club at 2am and walked in on my boy and two hoes havin' a ma nigga trois on my couch...it's a good thing I have the plastic couch covers!
by Chad Baker April 03, 2006
by Chad Baker January 11, 2005