Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo January 09, 2018
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Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.
Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 20, 2022
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Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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Salt Daddy

A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.
by Chad Apollo December 23, 2020
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Poonboss

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.
Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.
by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
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Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.
Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 28, 2017
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Vanilla Bone Daddy

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.
Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017
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