Chad's definitions

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

Wife beater

A person who beats his wife.

"Johnny is a wifebeater"

by Chad May 2, 2003

Ewwwl

Another word for hello and goodbye, from the ruggy tribe.

Ewwwl, Kurt and that.

by Chad November 15, 2004