23 definitions by Chad Wellington the 3rd

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Zaddy A man with a forehead the size of my love for him. He is the ultimate roaster,and puts entitled brats in their place. Dr. Phil is the old man everyone wished their grandpa was. His videos are funny af to watch on YouTube, and he is a true savage .
Dr. Phil is God
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019
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A gir who will initiate a conversation with you via instagram dm, Snapchat, or phone number that will seem like a unicorn at first (and will even call herself one) but will turn out to be a heartless scumbag that just wants to date you for your looks. She will have no problem playing the victim whenever you do something bad, but when she does something bad she has an excuse and ends up blaming it on you and will even go as far to get her shittier friends to back her up. She will also claim that she is the only guy she talks to, but will text and/ or flirt with other guys (but according to her they’re just her best friends). They are also very hypocritical. For instance she can call another dude cute or hot, but when you do it you are the scum of the earth.
Yeah my Ex is such a Fuck Girl she was this self proclaimed Christian Girl but always talked about how hot her ex was, yet I said my other Ex was good looking and she made this sob story about how I called another girl good looking to her friends
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 22, 2019
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1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly

2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly

4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”

6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.

7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.

8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.

9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.

10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019
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Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019
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Someone who isn’t necessarily built or thick but their face is very very attractive in a cute way.

What separates adorable from cute is that adorable people make you smile with their good looks, smile,personality,innocence, and their laugh that just makes you warm and fuzzy inside. If someone is adorable they are very cute, but they also have that IT FACTOR that makes you go Awww!!
Emma Watson is very Adorable despite her being an SJW
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019
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A compliment that is technically an insult...

Cute basically means mildly attractive, or it could mean pretty boy

Basically if a girl calls you cute( as in mildly attractive) she thinks you are attractive, but not attractive enough to date, or smash. Basically if you are cute, most girls would friendzone you.
Now if she calls you cute in a pretty boy way, she means that you are very good looking, but in a foopish and effimate way.

Girls don’t want to date, smash, or whatever with these men because.
1. You aren’t good enough for them in terms of attractiveness

2. You are too feminine for their taste, and too pretty for them. See high maintenance
Ed Sheeran is a mildly attractive singer...
Zac Efron is a pretty boy
Both are cute
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019
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An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!
Cy-Fair HighSchool is an alright school now that I think about it!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019
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