45 definitions by Chad Chett
Daddy’s money… A WASPy and affluent high school located in the insanely affluent Houston suburb called Cypress Texas. The school is as old as it gets. It used to be a school for farmers and now it’s a school for your typical preppy whites. Their colors are maroon and white just like the college that they try and copy Texas A&M. They’re also a cult like A&M too and probably have weird mating rituals. The students are extremely snobby, spoiled, racist, fratty, and conservative. You’ll see basic white peoples wearing lululemon, vineyard vines, and driving their daddy’s jeep wranglers. The only POC at the school are the basketball players and football players. Their football team is good as well as their band and baseball team however there’s a suspicion that their rich parents pay the refs.
Hey looks it’s a basic white girl wearing lululemon and Patagonia she’s got Starbucks in her hand. She probably goes to CyFair High School
by Chad Chett January 18, 2022
A pretentious fruitcake who thinks it’s completely okay and funny to do a corny and even fruity tik tok dance on the memorial of a legendary NFL star. He takes pride in riding his brothers fame train, and thinks the world should bow down to him because he’s Patrick Mahomes brother. He thinks he can walk into a bar and act like a douche and when they tell him no he thinks he’s a badass for shaming them on social media. He is also fruity too. No offense to the LGBTQ+ community, but I think we can all set aside our differences and agree that Jackson Mahomes is deep in the closet. I mean just listen to his voice and look at the way he dresses. He’s wearing skinny jeans in 2022 and will probably continue to wear them after Patrick retires.
by Chad Chett January 13, 2022
Another word for a loser and pedo. They’re usually 21-40 years old and are 9/10 either anorexic skinny or 20-100kg overweight. In real life they’re super quiet and they probably dress alt or wear 10 dollar anime shirts from target. They usually rock a neck beard, a face so oily you could fill up your gas tank ,a fedora from good will, and a double chin. They also smell like a mix of hotdog water and cat piss.They live with their parents and usually work at McDonald’s but spend all of their income on their cruchy roll subscription, BTS albums, only fans subscriptions, and streamer donations. They probably have a 13 year old child as their “kitten” (girlfriend) and unironically believe that the age of consent should be 13 years old. They also have a strong Asian fetish or a weird thing for young-looking petite celebrities. They’re also either a nazi level homophobic straight or a Marxist/Stalinist blue-haired member of the LGBT. They also use the n word unironically even though a lot of them are extremely socially liberal.
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
Texas State University is essentially a 4 year long frat party that rich parents pay for so that their underachieving sons and daughters can get out of their hair. If you had a 2.0 in high school then you’ll be accepted here with a full ride scholarship. The students are attractive and the campus is probably the prettiest one in Texas, however the campus is pretty much inhabited by preppy white boys, and basic white bitches that were too stupid to get into UT. The only redeeming factor of this school is their borderline above average business school. Other than that tho, you’re pretty much paying for a 4-5 year long frat party. The students are entitled and Snobby Because a lot of them came from affluent backgrounds and probably saw on barstool sports a post about how frat Texas state was. Also don’t even get me started on the STDS here, if you step foot onto the campus, then you’ll pretty much get all of them.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
The closest thing to cocaine that is legal. Take one scoop of pre workout and you’ll be cracked out enough to hit a new PR. It also makes you shit like crazy so be warned
by Chad Chett January 20, 2022
A male who spends his time in college trying to party and hook up. They’re probably named something like Chad Brad Chip Casey Brett or something like that. You can usually find them wearing those fruity game day polos, chubbies, Adidas Ultra Boosts, grey sweats, lululemon, Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Unless they’re from a black sorority they’re always white or even worse white washed. They usually don’t from wealthy families from the suburbs, and are racist and sexist. They’re also lowkey gay or borderline as most of them do some sus shit.
Frat Boy: Yooooo we’re alpha alpha phi and we’re top house.
Most people: STFU and stop drugging girls
Most people: STFU and stop drugging girls
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
One of the realest mfs on YouTube. In a vast sea of fake and pretentious YouTubers Jidion is the only mf who keeps everything a 100 and cares about his audience. Jidions real name is Demarcus Cousins III and if you call him anything different then you are disrespecting him. He is an S-tier raw dogger that pulls Sommer Rays and Lizzos and could bag your mom without hesitation. Also fuck Tyrone.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022