45 definitions by Chad Chett
The epitome of abuse, narcissism, and cringe. A couple with kids will record every single moment of their offsprings lives so that they can make a quick buck. In their videos, they’ll fake and mask their miserable and toxic lives by putting uplifting non-copyright music in their videos, they’ll buy expensive items and gifts that they will pay interest on and will flex them to their impressionable audience, and they’ll put on a fake Persona of their life being “perfect”. Behind the scenes though, they’re laughing their way to the bank as they made 6,000 dollars on one video. Contrary they are also broke and struggling financially as they squander their wealth.Their relationship is also bad too. Either someone is cheating or they’re abusing each other. The kid(s) who are often too young or naive to consent to being recorded are being forced to make these videos and will probably have permanent emotional damage from the abuse their parents caused.
by Chad Chett January 31, 2022
by Chad Chett January 31, 2022
A high school school located in the rich suburb of Houston Cypress. Their mascot is a cringe bobcat and their colors are maroon and white. Cyfair high school is the whitest high school in the CFISD school district. Cyfair is where the rich, preppy, white, and privileged kids go. Their school is ran by their daddy’s money and it’s easy to see why. The neighborhoods that feed into Cy-Fair are among the wealthiest in not only the district, city, state, but the nation. The school is very WASPy and it’s no better than a private school like Concordia or the woodlands high school. While their football team is excellent, their baseball team is amazing as well as the band, their parents fund all of the programs. The student body is actually attractive I’m ngl but some of the kids are high key racist, pretentious, and basic. Patagonia, Vineyard Vines, and lululemon is pretty much their school uniform. It is also common to see BMWs, Mercedes, F150s, and Lexuses in the parking lot and yet there are so many crashes at that school. Also Cy Park best Fair this year so I guess daddy’s money isn’t everything huh bobcats?
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
A lie girls typically tell their boyfriends. If she says he’s just a “friend” then she’s secretly getting her cheeks clapped by her “friend”. This “friend” is probably in your girls DMs and snap Best Friend’s list and this dude is probably making fun of you calling you a simp and your girl is telling him “omg stahp your so mean 😂”
by Chad Chett November 26, 2021
The college you’ll send your kids to if they
A. have an IQ below 100
B. Want to party instead of learn
C. Want to become alcoholics
D. Were too dumb or lazy to get the grades to get into UH, A&M, and even Texas State.
Sam Houston is a no name school. Think of it like this… Texas A&M is Adidas, UT Is Nike, SMU is lululemon, UH is the target brand, Tech is the Walmart brand, SFA is the dollar store brand, and Sam Houston is the Wish Version of Texas Universities. Huntsville is gorgeous however Sam Houston is essentially a piece of cow excrement in a field full of roses. The frats and sororities are jokes, if you having a beating heart you’ll get in with no hesitation. Also there’s a lot of STDs at the school and if you have a daughter or sister you can pretty much bet on her having chlamydia and herpes by her freshman winter break. If your girl goes here or is going here, she ain’t yours anymore… she’s for Huntsville.
A. have an IQ below 100
B. Want to party instead of learn
C. Want to become alcoholics
D. Were too dumb or lazy to get the grades to get into UH, A&M, and even Texas State.
Sam Houston is a no name school. Think of it like this… Texas A&M is Adidas, UT Is Nike, SMU is lululemon, UH is the target brand, Tech is the Walmart brand, SFA is the dollar store brand, and Sam Houston is the Wish Version of Texas Universities. Huntsville is gorgeous however Sam Houston is essentially a piece of cow excrement in a field full of roses. The frats and sororities are jokes, if you having a beating heart you’ll get in with no hesitation. Also there’s a lot of STDs at the school and if you have a daughter or sister you can pretty much bet on her having chlamydia and herpes by her freshman winter break. If your girl goes here or is going here, she ain’t yours anymore… she’s for Huntsville.
I smashed a girl from Sam Houston State University and now I have chlamydia and genital herpes. She also had a bf too
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
whenever a males penis is covered in a female’s fecal matter while having sex with said woman and the man ejaculates into the feces creating a “homemade” Swiss roll.
This bitch was nasty, she didn’t wipe her ass before we smashed and she made me a homemade Swiss roll on my dick.
by Chad Chett January 14, 2022
A high school located in the Houston suburb Cypress Texas. Their colors are maroon and white. This school is the definition of WASP, daddy’s money, and privilege of all kinds. The school is white af and affluent. You’ll drive by the parking lot and you’ll see BMW’s, 2022 ford F150s, Lexus’, and pretty much any nice car. It’s easy to see why this school is so rich, the neighborhoods that feed into the school are all rich themselves. The school also has lots of preps. Vineyard Vines, Polo Ralph Lauren, Lululemon, and Patagonia is pretty much their school uniform. They are cold at football and are even colder at baseball and their band is amazing but they wouldn’t be where they are without the help of their daddy. They also act like their school is a mini Texas A&M meaning that they’re a cult. The students are attractive tho but also spoiled asf. As someone who went to Cy Park it’s a good feeling that we beat them, I guess daddy’s money didn’t save them this year.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022