ChRiS's definitions

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

bling bling

chrome, gold plated, blinking lights or other crap that some one bolts or glues on his or her auto to make them "cool"

dust puppy sure has some bling bling lights

by chris April 4, 2003

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 6, 2005

Swick

a mix of the words "sweet" and "sick". it is double as powerful as the words seperately.

Dude those shoes are so swick

by Chris February 3, 2005

threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

by Chris February 22, 2005

Xerox

A band that my friends and I are working on, featuring Ian Focht on guitar, Brent Hayes on drums, and myself on bass. Though we don't play or practice yet, we do write poems to eventually become songs and such. We also have fans already, sort of.

Xerox is heavily influenced by some modern metal bands, such as Apartment 26, and Korn, aswell as many classic rock bands, such as The Ramones, Nirvana, and AC/DC.

by Chris June 21, 2004