710 definitions by ChRiS

MoCo

I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....

1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC

by ChRiS May 6, 2005

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by ChRiS February 27, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by ChRiS April 11, 2005

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by ChRiS July 20, 2003

the casualties

kings of gutter punk. originating in new york city about 10 or 11 years ago. knox gelitin to keep their hair of for a week straight. on punkcore records with bands such as cheap sex, a global threat and the lower class brats

"well i learned from past history
rejected and unwanted
those who try to change suffer a lot
rejected and unwanted
so i won't conform to rules or laws
rejected and unwanted
the best men in this world weren't clones"

regected and unwanted" from the album "underground army"

by ChRiS September 12, 2004

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by ChRiS April 15, 2005

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"

Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!

by ChRiS October 10, 2004