ChRiS's definitions

Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.

yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz

by Chris March 20, 2005

Cleveland Steamroller

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.

There is no example i can give

by chris April 1, 2004

comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

by Chris April 6, 2004

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004

sticky rice

Refers to gay Asian males who claim to feel attracted to (and often even generally associate) ONLY with other Asian people. Sticky rice (also see sticky ) often go out of their way to try to show their love (sometimes in seemingly forced or artificial ways) for all things Asian (including men) and tend to preach to other people in interracial relationships how "wrong" those other people are for being "race traitors". For these racial separatists, there should be no interracial dating or mixing. Sound familiar? It should. That's exactly the same racist philosophy espoused by neo Nazis. To be sure, some gay White guys might tend to not go after Asian guys and might even behave in racist ways themselves. However, this often seems to be more a function of physical preference than an overtly conscious effort to make a sociopolitical statement about race, as it is with many sticky rice. Certainly not all sticky rice are the same, but observers will do doubt notice these recurring similarities. And as is the case with many racial separatists, a common theme runs through sticky rice social circles: bitterness.

"How ironic that sticky rice guys tend to complain about racist behavior when they are sometimes the worst offenders."

by Chris April 5, 2005

good

A synonym of 'cool' amongst UK teens. The most respected teenagers are labelled as being good. 'Good' people often mock, harass, ridicule and bully those who aren't labelled as 'good'

He's good, I like him.

Dave's a fool, he think's he's so good.

by Chris March 2, 2005

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005