Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 05, 2004

chair head

i was gettin head on the chair lift

when u r rideing on the chair lift and ur getting head

by chris May 13, 2005

backpack riding

Great game made up by 2 kids in 8th grade. One person takes his backpack off and runs across the hallway floor while dragging the backpack on the ground. The other person runs behind him and jumps onto the backpack while it's moving. While the person is in front dragging the backpack, the person on the backpack has to stay on as long as he can.

Backpack riding is a great game to play those 5 minutes you get between classes in the hallway.

by Chris January 11, 2005

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!

Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)

by Chris February 20, 2005

C1

From the PC game Counter-Strike, where C1 will send a radio message 'Roger that'.

Now used in real life.

Geek 1: Man this new monitor rocks!

Geek 2: C1 on that.

by Chris January 08, 2004