ChRiS's definitions

GEORGE W BUSH

The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.

I hope all you who voted for Bush suffer...

by Chris August 16, 2005

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005

CanadianBacon

Lesser brother of FrozenBacon. Can be actively found playing counterstrike but usually dead, or camping spawn. Completely harmless creature.

Stop spawncamping CanadianBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

CBL

CBL stands for Chris Bond Laugh. Its a pretty gay laugh that is done while playing halo.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, really fast and high pitched....

by Chris October 17, 2004

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by chris December 15, 2004