Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.
Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.
by chris November 16, 2004
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Cock Socket

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.
She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!
by Chris June 07, 2003
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lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest
The lamb of god is the best
by chris February 19, 2005
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Apal8385

A homosexual male who thinks he is a bad ass. A fatbastard. Someone who acts as if they should be in middle school still.
Did you see apal8385, what a loser.
by chris March 08, 2005
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shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"
"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"
by Chris December 21, 2003
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underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.
Dad gave Chris an underdog!
by Chris June 13, 2004
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widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.
Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.
by Chris September 03, 2005
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