When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.
"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."
by Chris March 01, 2005

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.
"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
by Chris July 06, 2004

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)
1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.
by Chris December 24, 2005

by chris February 14, 2005

that is to be one with the might of chris,
1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
