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jet lag

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.
I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.
by Cesar January 2, 2005
mugGet the jet lagmug.

glocal

"think global, act local" is the phrase that the social justice movement in the u.s. has adopted. glocal is a combination of global and local...some things are both.
person 1: i just bought this organic zapatista coffee from my independent coffee house.
person 2: way to act glocal
by cesar August 17, 2003
mugGet the glocalmug.

Cujamonjo

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.
by Cesar December 6, 2004
mugGet the Cujamonjomug.

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.
When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"
by cesar March 28, 2005
mugGet the baby gorillamug.

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".
by cesar March 28, 2005
mugGet the giving birth to a texanmug.

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!
After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!
by cesar May 13, 2005
mugGet the punching out a slabmug.

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.
person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
by cesar August 18, 2003
mugGet the tex-mesmug.

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