Serti

This word originates from sad and mortified- Sertified, shortened to Serti. easy confused with Certified or Certi but means something completely different; context is important.

Friend: How did she react when she found out you were with (Side chicks name)
Me: Man, she was serti

by CertiMike November 22, 2017

hillbilly c section

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

by shlubster February 22, 2014

Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

YouTube Comment Section

The section below the videos on YouTube where people post comments. Also the most conflicted part of YouTube, as most of the time people are arguing and virtually flipping each other off. They're also triggering each other and teaching the unwary children new words. In a nutshell, it's a random place full of swearing and disregard, only occasionally having a rational comment.

Example of the YouTube Comment Section...
YouTube commentor 1: trump is gay
YouTube commentor 2: no your gay u frikin retard
YouTube commentor 1: your mom is fat and stupid
YouTube commentor 3: get of the internet u frikin kids

by TheGuyThatCaresAboutGrammar May 24, 2017

Septic skank

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.

That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

YouTube Comments Section

Where people come to troll, flame or just plain argue over irrelevant issues.

Basic intelligence is not a major component to the YouTube Comments Section. You're better off just watching the video without reading all the stupid comments (complete with numerous spelling and grammar mistakes).

by millsy86 August 26, 2012

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020