Cds's definitions
A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
Get the cock hawkmug. by Cds February 18, 2003
Get the h0gemug. 
Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)
In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.
In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.
by Cds July 25, 2009
Get the aipfaavkkggmug. Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"
by Cds October 20, 2006
Get the obvmug. Rolling on the floor laughings
by Cds January 17, 2004
Get the rofflesmug. A poorly crafted sports bike made from recycled parts found at a local landfill site in northern Italy. Put together in makeshift caravans by Romanian asylum seekers and given away in the UK to the less fortunate.
Don’t be like Davey and buy and Aprilia, his friends always have to wait in the next service station for him to catch up and he can’t ride it in the rain as it’s not waterproof.
by CDS May 11, 2021
Get the Apriliamug.