bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

2007

Apparently the year everyone in the world dies. But GMONEY$$$ (author of 2005 and 2006) didn't post a year so we're all dead anyway by then

GMONEY$$$ tried to post 2007, but was already dead

by Cds January 17, 2004

christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

by Cds June 15, 2004

lights camera ghostbusters!

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.

Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action

by Cds January 17, 2004

wtdeuce

"What the deuce?" Instead of what the fuck or something overused by that. It is what the deuce.

Coined by Cole Hutto

What the DEUCE is going on?

by Cds January 17, 2004

noiga

A more friendly, less disparaging term for "nigga".

Let me hit up my noigas before we go out.

by Cds February 18, 2003

Aprilia

A poorly crafted sports bike made from recycled parts found at a local landfill site in northern Italy. Put together in makeshift caravans by Romanian asylum seekers and given away in the UK to the less fortunate.

Don’t be like Davey and buy and Aprilia, his friends always have to wait in the next service station for him to catch up and he can’t ride it in the rain as it’s not waterproof.

by CDS May 11, 2021