Swampass McHitler

Swampass McHitler's never going to resign; anyone who thinks he will is half the problem
by Catty McGee September 28, 2019
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Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
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GOP

Short for "Gang of Psychopaths," the undemocratically elected, illegitimate ruling regime in the United States
You watching this GOP prove that everything they ever pretended to care about was a lie?
by Catty McGee April 04, 2018
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birds

What are birds? We just don't know.
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Republican

The most powerful minority in the United States. Loves to complain about how relatively powerless minorities are too powerful.
The majority of Americans do not want Republicans to control the White House or Congress.
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loser squared

Someone who tries to lose and fails.
"Trump entered the election to lose and get exposure for himself, figuring he and everyone involved were losers. He was wrong then, right?"

"No, he was just a loser squared. He lost at losing."
by Catty McGee January 06, 2018
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perpetual victim

A person who is constantly crying, even long after their crying has caused them to be given what they want by an overindulgent guardian.
After effortlessly ramming through the least popular and least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, the perpetual victims of the Republican Party continued portraying themselves as under siege by a left-wing mob.
by Catty McGee October 09, 2018
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