Definitions by Catty McGee

Trump Jr. 

A third-generation trust fund kid.

What the fuck would you know about the world, Trump Jr.? Even your father never had to live in it.

Trump Jr. by Catty McGee November 13, 2019

regicide 

1. To kill a king or queen

2. To hurt Donald Trump's feelings

1. The guillotining of Louis XVI was a regicide.

2. A FOX News host accused the Democrats of regicide.

regicide by Catty McGee October 9, 2019

Swampass McHitler 

Donald Trump.

Swampass McHitler's never going to resign; anyone who thinks he will is half the problem

Swampass McHitler by Catty McGee September 28, 2019

left 

In the eyes of the far-right, everyone to the left of them is a member of the left. Anyone in the center is far-left, and any actual left-wing person should be in jail.

In normal discourse among people who aren't far-right ideologues, a left-wing person is someone who supports material action being taken to bring about social justice. Contrasted with a liberal who mouths support for justice while vehemently opposing any material action to bring it about, and with a member of the right who finds the very idea of social justice offensive.

Far-right example: "Jeb Bush is left-wing. Nancy Pelosi is far-left, and Bernie Sanders should be in jail."

Normal discourse equivalent: "Jeb Bush is right-wing. Nancy Pelosi is a centrist, and Bernie Sanders is center-left."

left by Catty McGee September 9, 2019

blue dog democrat 

A Republican from the 1990s, prior to the Republicans becoming even more extreme than they already were, causing conservatives to call themselves Democrats.

"What does that mean, blue dog democrat?"
"It means I agree with the Democrats economically, just not socially."
"So you mean you're a conservative?"
"Yeah"
"Why not just say that"

blue dog democrat by Catty McGee September 3, 2019

Bari Weiss 

The punchline to the joke: Guess who just wrote a book on antisemitism?

Bari Weiss is a raging antisemite who should not be writing books on antisemitism.

Bari Weiss by Catty McGee August 8, 2019

Bannondong 

Bannondong is an impotent dong who seeks to rule the world by acquiring all of the dongs. He already has his own dong and the dong of Geert Wilders and is closing in on the dong of Marine LaPenne. It is said that his motives are pure dongs; he simply wants to dong the dong of dongs on every dongday.

The name of this king of dongs is Bannondong Dongmire, but he is known by his alias, Dongydongdong.

Bannondong by Catty McGee August 8, 2019