Catty McGee's definitions

Sessionstaffel

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.

You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!

by Catty McGee May 4, 2017

Israel is fake

A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.

To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.

To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.

Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?

Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...

Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.

Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion

by Catty McGee June 4, 2019

billionaire

A person with a billion dollars or more.

Beware that "billionaire" is a dubious assertion when it comes out of the mouth of a pathological narcissist who has no concern for the truth, unless they release papers to back it up, such as their tax returns. Generally this should not be believed from people who think a few hundred thousand is equal to a one and a half million.

Donald Trump claims to be a billionaire, despite the fact that he can't even restrain himself from creating late-night international incidents on Twitter.

by Catty McGee February 6, 2017

breast mints

Slang for spironolactone, a medicine given to trans women to decrease testosterone and usually coated with a minty flavor to mask its taste. Parallel to titty skittles, slang for estradiol.

Titty skittles and breast mints are what all trans girls are made of.

by Catty McGee May 21, 2017

normalaise

The deep depression that sinks in when a series of reprehensible concepts have taken hold in the public consciousness of a place to which they were once considered anathema.

I've got normalaise over the fact that this asshole was elected on the promise of banning Muslims.

by Catty McGee May 14, 2017

Bannondorf

Bannondorf is a powerful sorcerer who seeks to rule Freeworld by acquiring all three branches of Government. He already possesses the Tribranch of Execution which grants him frightening powers, is closing in on the Tribranch of Legislature, and is chipping away at the current possessors of the Tribranch of Judiciary. It is said that his motives are pure hate; he simply wants to make the world as miserable as he is.

The name of this king of thieves is Bannondorf Dragmire, but he is known by his alias, Steve Bannon.

by Catty McGee March 4, 2017

gopping

Pretending to have principles even when you have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have absolutely none other than a desire for raw power. From GOP.

Why's Paul Ryan still gopping, why doesn't he just admit he's been full of shit his whole career

by Catty McGee May 4, 2018