Catty McGee's definitions

often the least

This is Trumpspeak for "usually the most," since Trump only knows two degrees, most and least.

I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet.

by Catty McGee January 26, 2018

Javanka Republican

The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.

Republicans have taken to calling Nikki Haley a "Javanka Republican."

by Catty McGee January 8, 2018

a small loan

a handout of 413 million dollars

My father gave me a small loan.

by Catty McGee October 3, 2018

terrorism

Achieving political goals by targeting innocent people.

An example of terrorism is when Donald Trump threatens to cut off humanitarian aid to Palestinian refugees in order to force their leaders to negotiate with Israel. Another is when Israel bulldozes the homes of Palestinian refugees to get revenge on their family members.

by Catty McGee January 28, 2018

regicide

1. To kill a king or queen

2. To hurt Donald Trump's feelings

1. The guillotining of Louis XVI was a regicide.

2. A FOX News host accused the Democrats of regicide.

by Catty McGee October 9, 2019

miaŭ

Esperanto for meow.

Esperanto speaker: My cat speaks Esperanto.
Friend: No he doesn't, that's impossible.
Cat: Miaŭ.
Esperanto speaker: See?

by Catty McGee March 10, 2017

left

In the eyes of the far-right, everyone to the left of them is a member of the left. Anyone in the center is far-left, and any actual left-wing person should be in jail.

In normal discourse among people who aren't far-right ideologues, a left-wing person is someone who supports material action being taken to bring about social justice. Contrasted with a liberal who mouths support for justice while vehemently opposing any material action to bring it about, and with a member of the right who finds the very idea of social justice offensive.

Far-right example: "Jeb Bush is left-wing. Nancy Pelosi is far-left, and Bernie Sanders should be in jail."

Normal discourse equivalent: "Jeb Bush is right-wing. Nancy Pelosi is a centrist, and Bernie Sanders is center-left."

by Catty McGee September 9, 2019