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primmy

Short for anarcho-primitivist, a strange reactionary species of anarchist who is opposed to civilization and wants the human race to return to the glory days of throwing feces at each other. Other anarchists tend to loathe primmies and wonder what, if anything, they actually have in common with them.
"I'm an anarchist."
"What, you mean one of those people like Ted Kaczynski who thinks we need to go back to hunter-gatherer times?"
"No, that's a primmy. I'm just against all forms of hierarchy."
"Oh. That's confusing,"
by Catty McGee July 11, 2017
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When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
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meow

a feline word meaning "give me pettings this instant, human"
meow!!!
by Catty McGee July 21, 2017
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fascism

A movement advocating a return to traditional power structures under the guise of revolution.
Nazism is understood to be a form of fascism because it disguised a reactionary and anti-democratic ideology as a popular revolution.
by Catty McGee August 9, 2017
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Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
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surrealism

Dictionary: Surrealism, n. Pure psychic automatism, by which one proposes to express, either verbally, in writing, or by any other manner, the real functioning of thought. Dictation of thought in the absence of all control exercised by reason, outside of all aesthetic and moral preoccupation.

Encyclopedia: Surrealism. Philosophy. Surrealism is based on the belief in the superior reality of certain forms of previously neglected associations, in the omnipotence of dream, in the disinterested play of thought. It tends to ruin once and for all other psychic mechanisms and to substitute itself for them in solving all the principal problems of life.
Salvador Dali was not a surrealist artist. He was kicked out of the movement because surrealism was radical and he refused to condemn fascism.
by Catty McGee June 14, 2018
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the left can't meme

a phrase used by right-wing snowflakes who are unable to take jokes at their expense. See also: Donald Trump talking about Alec Baldwin, most men talking about female comedians, etc..
right-wingers: "the left can't meme"

translation: "wahhhhh"
by Catty McGee June 15, 2018
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