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A third-generation trust fund kid.
by Catty McGee November 13, 2019
Get the Trump Jr. mug.A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
by Catty McGee June 4, 2019
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by Catty McGee December 13, 2019
Get the Zilence mug.Cynically using a minority group as an instrument to attack one's political rivals. Commonly done by the right, which has zero concern for Jews (as evidenced by their entire politics) but likes to use us as a weapon.
If you thought the instrumentalization of Jews to attack Ilhan Omar was bad, watch as the utterly unscrupulous GOP tries to instrumentalize Jews to attack... Bernie... Sanders?!?!
by Catty McGee December 18, 2019
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Get the Bari Weiss mug.Bannondong is an impotent dong who seeks to rule the world by acquiring all of the dongs. He already has his own dong and the dong of Geert Wilders and is closing in on the dong of Marine LaPenne. It is said that his motives are pure dongs; he simply wants to dong the dong of dongs on every dongday.
by Catty McGee August 8, 2019
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"What does that mean, blue dog democrat?"
"It means I agree with the Democrats economically, just not socially."
"So you mean you're a conservative?"
"Yeah"
"Why not just say that"
"It means I agree with the Democrats economically, just not socially."
"So you mean you're a conservative?"
"Yeah"
"Why not just say that"
by Catty McGee September 3, 2019
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