Cartah Hoffah's definitions

Cronch

Another word for Stinky Vagina.

"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision

by Cartah Hoffah October 9, 2014

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

Step Brother Nachos

When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.

James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

Yaga

Yaga (Verb) Is the act of yanking somebody's hair and screaming "YAGA!" or "YAGA-DOO!"

Greg: YAGA! (Yanks Jane's hair)

by Cartah Hoffah June 5, 2014

Ass dilemma

When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.

DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!

Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!

by Cartah Hoffah March 26, 2016