Cartah Hoffah's definitions

Ass dilemma

When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.

DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!

Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!

by Cartah Hoffah March 26, 2016

Step Brother Nachos

When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.

James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

Cronch

Another word for Stinky Vagina.

"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision

by Cartah Hoffah October 9, 2014

Yaga

Yaga (Verb) Is the act of yanking somebody's hair and screaming "YAGA!" or "YAGA-DOO!"

Greg: YAGA! (Yanks Jane's hair)

by Cartah Hoffah June 5, 2014