Carrera's Wedge's definitions

Saint Bedsheet

A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.

by Carrera's Wedge March 20, 2007

welp

1. "Well." People often, but accidently, say this when they're talking to fast. Like when they're trying to talk their way out of trouble.

2. Others use say the word, "well" like this just to bug the hell out of other people.

1. Mom: "Why haven't you emptied the dishwasher yet?"
Child: "Welp, I didn't have the time to, you see...."

2. "Welp, that's just great."
"I hope you do welp in your baseball tournement."
"Welp I'm off to my nine to five.

by Carrera's Wedge April 4, 2007

Dalmation

1. The black and white spotted dog that you often see riding firetrucks in kid's pictures.

2. The dogs in the movie 101 Dalmations (and spinoffs of) that the evil Cruella deVil wants to make a fur coat out of.

1. I saw a dalmation riding on the back of the firetruck with firemen as it raced to Glenwood Drive to put out a house fire.

2. It's a shame Cruella deVil never got /one/ of those dalmations in the movie. There were 101 to pick and choose from, a 101 to get. But noooo, her and her goonies can't manage to even get one!

by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007

j'all

The way some southerns pronounce the word "y'all." "Y'all" is a Southerner contraction for "you all."

"J'all wanna come on down t' Sugar Hill and square dance with my incest family?"

by Carrera's Wedge April 4, 2007

337

The whole number that comes directly after the whole number 336, but directly before the whole number 338.

Counting 336, counting 337, counting 338....

by Carrera's Wedge July 12, 2007

death on a stick

Another name for Cigarettes.

Don't start smoking death on a stick!

by Carrera's Wedge July 21, 2007