Carrera's Wedge's definitions
Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.
by Carrera's Wedge March 20, 2007
Get the Saint Bedsheetmug. To kill someone. Can be used literally or figuratively. Refers to how a dead person loses control of their limbs and flops around when moved. Seen in video games like Halo and Call of Duty.
by Carrera's Wedge May 9, 2007
Get the Rag Dollmug. A informal way to say you're leaving. Usually said after, "See you later, Alligator" but before, "Not to soon, Baboon."
Charlie: "Welp, I gotta go. My mom said be home by five thirty and it's already past that. See you later, Alligator."
Anthony: "In a while, Crocodile."
Charlie: "Not too soon, Baboon."
Anthony: "In a while, Crocodile."
Charlie: "Not too soon, Baboon."
by Carrera's Wedge April 6, 2007
Get the In a while, Crocodilemug. The greatest playground game ever created by man. All you need to play is a decent-sized group of people, a tennis ball, and a (preferably brick) wall without windows. Some people play with a racquet ball for a tougher challenge.
The object of this game is to be the last man surviving. Players throw the tennis ball against the wall in hopes that it'll another player will try and get the ball and fail to.
The tennis ball bounces across the ground and a player will get it and throw it back against the wall. If a player gets hit with the ball they have to go a haul ass to the wall and touch it with any part of the body to be safe. If another player gets the ball, throws it, and hits the wall before the runner touches the wall, the runner is "out." (Close calls and ties always go to the runner.) Once someone gets out three times, they are done for the remainder of the game. Another way a player can get an out is if they throw the ball and someone else catches it before it hits the ground.
Double-Touch Out: A variation of the game, where if a player touches the ball, the ball touches the ground, and the player touches the ball, they receive and out. A finally way to get out is if you take more than a throwing step while in possession of the ball.
Spread-Eagle: Once a player gets their three outs, the get up against the wall and into the spread eagle position. Players who aren't out get the option to peg the player for free, but from a distance. They better pray to God they don't get hit in the Big Jim and the Twins or their face. But once it's all said and done, and the player has been pegged, they are free to join back in.
Drumline: A third variation, where after a player gets three outs, they go to the end of the wall. The player has to run back and forth across the wall a given number of times without getting hit with the ball to get back in. For example: A player runs back and forth across the wall 10 times without being pelted or touched by the ball in anyway and then they get a new set of outs.
Pegs: A somewhat outlawed version to the game. People can throw the ball at other players so that the player has to run to the wall. However, the person who hits that player has to run too.
The object of this game is to be the last man surviving. Players throw the tennis ball against the wall in hopes that it'll another player will try and get the ball and fail to.
The tennis ball bounces across the ground and a player will get it and throw it back against the wall. If a player gets hit with the ball they have to go a haul ass to the wall and touch it with any part of the body to be safe. If another player gets the ball, throws it, and hits the wall before the runner touches the wall, the runner is "out." (Close calls and ties always go to the runner.) Once someone gets out three times, they are done for the remainder of the game. Another way a player can get an out is if they throw the ball and someone else catches it before it hits the ground.
Double-Touch Out: A variation of the game, where if a player touches the ball, the ball touches the ground, and the player touches the ball, they receive and out. A finally way to get out is if you take more than a throwing step while in possession of the ball.
Spread-Eagle: Once a player gets their three outs, the get up against the wall and into the spread eagle position. Players who aren't out get the option to peg the player for free, but from a distance. They better pray to God they don't get hit in the Big Jim and the Twins or their face. But once it's all said and done, and the player has been pegged, they are free to join back in.
Drumline: A third variation, where after a player gets three outs, they go to the end of the wall. The player has to run back and forth across the wall a given number of times without getting hit with the ball to get back in. For example: A player runs back and forth across the wall 10 times without being pelted or touched by the ball in anyway and then they get a new set of outs.
Pegs: A somewhat outlawed version to the game. People can throw the ball at other players so that the player has to run to the wall. However, the person who hits that player has to run too.
by Carrera's Wedge April 4, 2007
Get the Wallballmug. A phrase used to imply that someone is really cool, awesome, and amazing. This person is pro at life. He/She usually has a long list of talents, but is often known for one specifically. When a person uses this phrase to describe themself, they are a fag.
This phrase stems from the fact that on hot summer nights, people often flip their pillow over on to the other side because it is cooler since their body heat has not worn off onto that side.
This phrase stems from the fact that on hot summer nights, people often flip their pillow over on to the other side because it is cooler since their body heat has not worn off onto that side.
Kyle got lucky and swished a shot from half court and /thought/ he was cooler than the other side of a pillow. Shawn however drains half court shots constantly and we all knew that it was Shawn who was really cooler than the other side of a pillow.
(I have written more definitions under the name "I listen to Indie Music")
(I have written more definitions under the name "I listen to Indie Music")
by Carrera's Wedge March 30, 2007
Get the Cooler Than The Other Side of a Pillowmug. A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.
Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"
by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007
Get the That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!mug. by Carrera's Wedge April 27, 2007
Get the E'erybodymug.