Carpman's definitions

sodbucket

Somebody who is basically a bucket of sod.

Craig is a big fat sodbucket

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 6, 2003

opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.

I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003

yang

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

by Carpman October 6, 2003