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Definitions by Carlton G. Long

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")
Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.
moonbag by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024

Box Piece 

Transformer/Power Adapter used with various devices.
I need to charge my phone. I have the cord but I can't find the box piece.
Box Piece by Carlton G. Long March 1, 2024

Let's Go Brandon

Another way of saying Fuck Joe Biden. An NBC NASCAR reporter, interviewing driver Brandon Brown, attempted to convince her television audience that the crowd's "Fuck Joe Biden" chant was actually "Let's Go Brandon.". The reporter was rightly mocked for her obvious attempt at spinning, and a meme was born.
Alternative spelling of "cunt" used to get around woke algorithms.
Karen is such a kvnt. I'm so glad she got fired.
kvnt by Carlton G. Long March 8, 2021

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.
She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.
Would Not Hit by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020

I just cracked me one off. 

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Word frequently used by the media who are too woke to identify a black suspect even though suspects of all other races are regulalry identitied.
The store was looted by several teens during the riots.
Teen by Carlton G. Long December 26, 2019