Definitions by Carlton G. Long
moonbag
A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")
moonbag by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024
Box Piece
Box Piece by Carlton G. Long March 1, 2024
Let's Go Brandon
Another way of saying Fuck Joe Biden. An NBC NASCAR reporter, interviewing driver Brandon Brown, attempted to convince her television audience that the crowd's "Fuck Joe Biden" chant was actually "Let's Go Brandon.". The reporter was rightly mocked for her obvious attempt at spinning, and a meme was born.
Let's Go Brandon by Carlton G. Long October 4, 2021
kvnt
kvnt by Carlton G. Long March 8, 2021
Would Not Hit
Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.
She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.
This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.
This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.
Would Not Hit by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020
I just cracked me one off.
A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
I just cracked me one off. by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020