Carlton G. Long's definitions

al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.

"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."

by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019

Teen

Word frequently used by the media who are too woke to identify a black suspect even though suspects of all other races are regulalry identitied.

The store was looted by several teens during the riots.

by Carlton G. Long December 26, 2019

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020

Let's Go Brandon

Another way of saying Fuck Joe Biden. An NBC NASCAR reporter, interviewing driver Brandon Brown, attempted to convince her television audience that the crowd's "Fuck Joe Biden" chant was actually "Let's Go Brandon.". The reporter was rightly mocked for her obvious attempt at spinning, and a meme was born.

These gas prices... LET'S GO BRANDON!!

by Carlton G. Long October 4, 2021

kvnt

Alternative spelling of "cunt" used to get around woke algorithms.

Karen is such a kvnt. I'm so glad she got fired.

by Carlton G. Long March 8, 2021

moonbag

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")

Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.

by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024