Carlos's definitions

Figo

One of the greatest footballers of all time. Legendary Portuguese winger who played at Sporting Clube de Portugal, Barcelona, Real Madrid and presently, Inter Milan.

Luis Figo was voted by FIFA as the World Footballer of The Year in 2001

by Carlos June 18, 2006

tramp from steyne gardens

this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!

one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt

by carlos September 17, 2003

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

Reisterstown

Where everyone is either from somewhere else or wants to be somewhere else.

My family has lived in Reisterstown for like a hundred years, but I'm still going to live in New York someday.

by Carlos May 7, 2005

spooky

a liberal in republican clothes

You cant trust Spooky, he switches opinions more often than his underwear.

by Carlos November 17, 2003

chichon

Act of attempting to harness ninja like powers to perform acts of stupidity in the presence of others.

They got drunk and did a chichon.

by Carlos April 13, 2005

perfin ther mergic drogan

using drugs smoking and and cant type well

Johnny:wee i perfin there mergic drogan
carlos:ghjhgsdtjeyd
Johnny:yeah i remeber the hospital

by cARLOS February 5, 2003